I have given up one of those for Lent (a Cathlo-pagan celebration of misery and suffering not involving buggery). Yes , me and herself have given up alcohol until it's time to eat The Chocolate Eggs Of Nazareth. It's been a few days (we started late) and, if anything, the beatings to the kids have declined.
We're going to save the money we would have spent on alcohol towards our holidays. We'll ignore the fact that that's what we said when I gave up smoking. And when we gave one of the kids up for adoption. And harvested the other kids' kidneys.
So there you go. If I start or stop making sense you know why.
Adendum: We lasted 5 days.
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